Chapter 9

The Failson Show (てんでダメ丸ショー, Tende Damemaru shō) is the 9th chapter of the Dai Dark manga series.

Characters

 * Zaha Sanko
 * Avakian
 * Shimada Death
 * Hajime Damemaru
 * Moja

Summary
On the hospital planet Klinik, Hajime Damemaru enters one of the hospitals and seeks a doctor. He is asked to state his true name and explain the help he needs and he states he has fractured bones, gunshots and internal ruptured organs. As he is welcomed by a doctor, he shows his gunshots and broken bones with the doctor commenting he is in dreadful state and needs a better doctor. Hajime explains that he is chased and can't get to a decent doctor and decided to come here on purpouse. As Hajime pays, the doctor gives him a special Medical Light device, with mysterious technology from Photosfere, that can heal any injuries. Hajime finds it funny that he is chased by Photosfere, but will be saved by their medicine. As the doctor gives him the device and wants to measure his pulse, Hajime realizes he is scared, explaining he has peculiar power that can tell him that. The doctor explains he gets nervous when he sells this device as he isn't supposed to have it and puts his life in danger. As Hajime leaves, Photosfere soldiers appear behind the doctor, who tells them he did as he was instructed.

Moments later, Hajime is surrounded by Photosfere soldiers, making him realize this was a trap. Hajime prepares to fight, however the soldiers informs him that he didn't receive a healing device and pushes a button, causing Hajime to explode.

Meanwhile, Zaha and the rest enter Moja, where he had installed all the equipment they got from Marutech. Zaha decides to make meatballs and spaghetti sandwich with Moja helping. He takes the ingredients and prepares the meat, then the sauce, the mushroom. As he prepare is, he continues with making the spaghetti and bread and then he finishes his meatballs and spaghetti sandwich. In the end, he is the only one eating them.